What's your name?"", asked the teacher. ""Mohammad,"" he replied. ""You're in Ireland now,"" replied the teacher, ""So from now on you will be known as Mike."" Mohammad returned home after school. ""How was your day, Mohammad?"", his mother asked. ""My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike"". ""Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his fat…

What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag

A Les Mis Joke (from r/Lesmiserables Joke by u/shepy66 Ok, so there were these two guys at a high school, a really weird, lame, goth kid from France, and a really popular rich kid named John. Nobody actually new the French kid's name, but he was strange enough for people to make up their own. Creep, Emo, Lame-ass, Weirdo, and plenty of other (and much worse) names. As an extremely goth kid, he had the full goth getup. Black hair, eyeliner, weird piercings, ripped jeans, you get the picture. But …

Three students from Michigan State the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked ""Do you have any final words son?"" ""Yeah drop dead!"" snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this the judge signaled for the sentence to be carried out. The executioner pulled the lever and as the crowd gaped in astonishment the giant blade came to a screeching halt three in…