A British man, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and an American are flying in a small plane oven an ocean. ...And in the middle of their flight, the pilot announces that the plane is losing fuel to a leak, and all unnecessary luggage must be thrown from the plane. Despite this effort, the fuel leak worsens, and the pilot realizes the plane cannot reach land with its current weight. He tells his passengers that one of them must bail out to save the others. The Frenchman volunteers, and declares as he jump…

A Les Mis Joke (from r/Lesmiserables Joke by u/shepy66 Ok, so there were these two guys at a high school, a really weird, lame, goth kid from France, and a really popular rich kid named John. Nobody actually new the French kid's name, but he was strange enough for people to make up their own. Creep, Emo, Lame-ass, Weirdo, and plenty of other (and much worse) names. As an extremely goth kid, he had the full goth getup. Black hair, eyeliner, weird piercings, ripped jeans, you get the picture. But …

A Joke Translated from French An elderly American couple is on holiday in France when the wife dies suddenly. The man is heart-broken but he knows that his wife, who loved France, would want to be buried there. He begins making arrangements to have her buried when he realises he has nothing to wear. He seeks out the hotel's concierge and, in broken French, explains that he needs to attend his wife's funeral and has nothing appropriate to wear. ""Ah, oui, monsieur,"" says the concierge knowingly.…

The teacher asks: - Little Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up? - I wanna be a billionaire. I want to go over the most expensive club, get the most expensive bitch. I wanna buy her a car, give her 1 million dollars and a mansion in France. - And you, Mary dear? - I wanna be the bitch.