The Pink Gorrilla This is the story of the pink gorilla. There's these two guys. They're both teachers, and they work at the same school. One is an Anthropology teacher. The other is a Historian. They are both given a sabbatical. For those of you who don't know, a sabbatical is a paid vacation for teachers. They are paid to take time off teaching, but they have to do research to better their knowledge, to better their teaching. Got it? Good. So, both teachers are given a sabbatical. And, they're…

Little Ian A teacher was testing children in a Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. ""If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church,"" she asked them, ""would that get me into heaven?"" ""NO!"" the children answered. ""If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"" Again, the answer was 'No!' By now she was starting to smile. ""Well, then…

Little Johnny is at Sunday school and his teacher asks him ""If I went to Church every week, and tried to live my life following the ten commandments, would I get into heaven?"" ""No!"" answers little Johnny ""If I sold my house, my car, and all of my other possessions, and gave all the money to the church, would I get into heaven?"" Little Johnny replies ""No!"" ""Ok, well if I spent my whole life being charitable, loving my family, and being kind to everyone I met, would I get into heaven then…

Why Businessmen earn more than engineers ! Our mechanic's professor's reasoning of ""Why businessmen earn more than engineers ! "" If we equate the two variables namely into the two field's general statements, - Time is money - Knowledge is power We know, - Power = Work / Time Substitute the variables into the equation and we get, - Knowledge = Work / money Rearranging we get, - money = Work / Knowledge Proving that as Knowledge reaches 0 money reaches infinity. And so the smarter you are (engin…