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Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history. Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an ice

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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the very next port of call after the Titantics stop in New York. This shipment of mayonnaise would have been the largest ever delivered to Mexico but as we all know the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The cargo was lost forever. The people of

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At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a 1937 silver bentley to the edge of London where they boarded an open 17th century coach that was hitched to 6 magnificent white horses. As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their sides and waiving to the thousands lining the streets, all was going well. What a glorious display of pagentry and

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A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: ""George and the Dragon."" He knocked. The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. ""Could ye spare some victuals?"" he asked. The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition. ""No!"" she said rather sternly. ""Could I have a pint of ale?"" ""No!"" she said again. ""Could I at least sleep in your stable?"" ""No!"" By this time, she was fairly shouting. Th

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There are many stories related to the sinking of the ""Titanic."" Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The ""Titanic"" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the lo

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As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who had just checked in after a long flight came by and asked me where the lift was. ""Go down the hill,"" I told them, ""out the door, past the pool, 200 yards down the block, and you'll see it on your right."" Their tired faces suddenly looked even more exhausted, until the man behind them spoke up. ""They're from England,"" he said. ""I think they're looking for the elevator.""

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Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between them. ""How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"" asks one of the Aussies. ""Watch and learn"" answers one of the New Zealanders. They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats but all three New Zealanders cram into a toilet and c

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There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse read: The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while so she was not able to go for 3 years. The W

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Three guys one Irish one English and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ""I will give you each one wish that's three wishes in total"" says the Genie. The Scottish guy says ""I am a fisherman my Dad's a fisherman his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."" So with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was

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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place and okay until one day when the German told him ""Englanderyour arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off."" The English prisoner said ""Well okay but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?"" The German replied ""Ya that vill not be a problem."" A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says ""Well could drop it ove

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