There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse read: The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while so she was not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at one time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so instead soft plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best seat where EVERYONE can see you!