Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife.#England#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic.#England#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.#Rowling#Oxford#England#Marriage+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won't need to adjust her driving.#England#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp