Wc Jokes

Bath time Sitting in the bath with the lady wife and being a natural gentleman I had the taps sticking into my back. We had both become bored with my game of 'hide the big toe' when I realised I needed to fart. I managed to coordinate farting and dropping the soap with a cough, hiding the noise and the bubbles. Then I spotted a piece of tomato skin floating on the surface. Quick as a flash I said ""Darling"" whilst pointing to the thing with my head. She exploded with ""Oh, my God!"" and leapt f…

There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse read: The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while so she was not able to go for 3 years. The W…

A Russian one (slightly NSFW) In fact it's not a joke, it's what we call 'baika' here, a funny story from someone's life. So here it goes A company of friends goes to Finnland. They move into a cottage village and one of them has to take a shit after this really long way 'train - ferryboat - bus'. And it turns out to be a big-big shit. He presses the button to flush and the thing doesn't work. So the guy realizes he doesn't speak Finnish and chambermaids presumably don't speak Russian. But S…