My father said to me: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a boarding school in England.

So the pope went to Africa to visit some city's to spread good word We was being driven in a limo and was in the middle of nowhere, on the way, he asked the driver if he could try driving, the limo driver asked why and the pope said he had never driven in his life, so the limo driver thought why not since they're in the middle of nowhere, so the pope starts flying it going about 100 miles an hour, but all of a sudden a cop shows up out of nowhere, pulls him over and looks inside, amazed, he call…

An Englishman a Scotsman and a Maori were all seated together in a plane one day. The plane is passing over England and the englishman pulls out a sword, throws it out of the plane and proclaims ""I did it for my queen and country"" The plane then passes over Scotland and so the scotsman pulls out an axe and throws it out of the plane proclaiming in a thick scottish accent ""I did it fer my country"" The plane is about to make a pass over New Zealand and the Maori not wanting to be the odd one o…

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America.... As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly to america the Englishman has a bright idea. He turns around and says to the other two of his friends, ""why don't we throw some money out of the plane for good luck"". Brilliant idea they both turn around and say. So the Englishman goes first. He throws a 50 pence coin out of the airplane as they fly over England. When they fly over Scotland the Scottish man thinks, ""we…