If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead.

Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?

Michelle Obama telling America to drink more water is the best plan I've heard for making racists dehydrate to death.

[Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot