Pirate Jokes

You may think that a pirate's favorite letter is R But they actually love the C.

A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender sees this and asks him why. The pirate replies, ""Arr, I've got a bounty on my head."" - A friend sent me this joke this morning, lol.

A pirate walks into a bar with a leg, hand and eye missing... ONe of his old friends happens to be in this same bar and immediately calls to him, ""Hey, Cap'n! Long time no see! You seem rough, care to explain?"" The captain explains his leg first. ""I lost a bet in a gambling, and I had to get into a cannon to be launched into the sea. One of my men got too excited and lit the thing before I was all the way into the cannon."" The friend nods and the captain continues. ""As for my hand, I had to…

what's a pirate's favorite letter? You would think its 'RRRRRRRRRRR', but its actually P because without it they would go irate!

Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D

What Did The Pirate Say On His 80th Birthday? Ayyyye Matey!!!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? **Call of Booty.** Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What is a pirate's favorite letter A letter of marque and reprisal, which granted treatment as a prisoner of war if captured, provided the former pirate turn over a proportion of his prizes to the issuing government. Used as a convenient way for otherwise underprepared belligerent nations to expand their navies in times of war, letters of marque and reprisal were finally renounced in 1856, long after the golden age of piracy.

Why a pirate could not spell iris? He had only one 'i'

[NSFWish] A boy was walking along the docks one day and came across a pirate ship... He looked up and admired, in complete amazement, the beauty of the massive ship with all of the details and marks of a real life pirate ship. As if this wasn't enough, the boy then noticed a man sitting by the ship with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his eye. He went up to the man and asked, teeming with excitement, ""Excuse me sir, but is this your ship!?"" The old man replied, ""Why yes me boy,…

What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque).

Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!

To err is human... To arr is pirate.

Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr

I went to a party as a pirate (oc) I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dressed as a whale She wasn't into me You can say I walked the plankton

Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io

A black pirate walks into the bar. A black pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender walks up and says to the man, ""wow! Where did you get that?!"". The parrot responds, ""Africa"".

The Loop Of Bricks How do you get 500 bricks out of a plane? -Open the door and throw them all out! What three steps do you take to fit an Elephant in a fridge? -Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge! What four steps do you take to fit a Giraffe in a fridge? -Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge! The lion was holding a birthday party, and all the animals arrived but one. Which one? -The giraffe, it was still in the fridge! Sarah needs to cross a river infested by hun…

A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel between his legs The barkeep asks if he knows he has a wheel there.. He replies, ""Yarr, it be driving me nuts!""

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

I am proud to annouce my discovery of Forrest Fenn's Treasure!!! It took SO long. Now I must follow the clues and locate the box.

what is an pirates fav element potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy. it not argon k?

I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends.