Pirate Jokes

The oldest living pirate turned 80 today and had this to say. AYE MATEY!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R! Aaaarrrgghhhh! You'd think it'd be R but it's the C, matey!

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke

A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender asks ""isn't that bothering you?"" The pirate replies ""aye, it be driving me nuts.""

What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!

Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C.

A Pirate Crew awoke to find their captain with a steering wheel down his pants... The Captain was a fearsome man, so no one dared bring it up as they went about their daily routine as he barked orders. By nightfall, the First Mate couldn't stand it anymore and shouted ""Fer god's sake, Capn', ye do know you have a steering wheel down yer pants! It's been there all day!"" The Captain replied ""Aye boy, I know! It be drivin' me nuts!""

That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? ""YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!""

A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's helm wheel strapped to his crotch. The bartender takes one look at the man and rolls his eyes. ""Okay,"" the bartender sighs ""I've heard this one before. Lemme guess: 'it's drivin' ya nuts?'"" The pirate, crushed that the bartender stole this punchline, turns around to mope back out the door, when the bartender notices and exclaims ""Good gods, man! There's a giant eel sticking out the back of your trousers!"" ""Aye,"" says …

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What's that hangin' off ye?"" The pirate responds, ""arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!""

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Many think it be 'r' but in fact it be the 'c'

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!

How do you test a pirate for crabs? Swab the deck!

Pirate joke A teacher is giving a history lesson on pirates. He asks the students a question. ""What is a pirates favorite letter"". A student's excitedly shouts "" R ""! Teacher replys ""You would think it's R but it's the C they love"".

My friend's son wanted to be a ""Super-Pirate"" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a ""Super-Pirate"" only needs one eyepatch

Pirate captain's red shirt. A man wanted to become a pirate so he joined a crew. Over time he ended up becoming first mate under an infamous captain. One evening a rival ship issued a challenge. The captain asked his first mate to grab his red shirt. He grabbed the shirt and they fought their rival and won. The next day two ships issued a challenge. The captain asked his first mate to grab his red shirt, they fought and won. A couple of days later five ships challenged this captain. He again ask…

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls? Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!

So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips. The bar tender says, ""wow that looks uncomfortable!"" The pirate responds, ""ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!""

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer.

A pirate barges into a tavern with a paper towel under his hat. The pirate looks around nervously and asks the man behind the bar to help hide him. The barkeep asks what the matter is and what the paper towel is for. The pirate quickly responds, ""I've got a bounty on me head, matey.""

What's the key to a Pirate Opera? The High Cs

What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!