A Pirate Crew awoke to find their captain with a steering wheel down his pants... The Captain was a fearsome man, so no one dared bring it up as they went about their daily routine as he barked orders. By nightfall, the First Mate couldn't stand it anymore and shouted ""Fer god's sake, Capn', ye do know you have a steering wheel down yer pants! It's been there all day!"" The Captain replied ""Aye boy, I know! It be drivin' me nuts!""