A man walls into a bar... He sees a woman with a duck, a priest, a rabbi, a Muslim, a redneck, an English man, a Scotish man, a Welsh man, an Irish man, a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder, and an orc with a parrot on his shoulder all sitting quietly at their tables, enjoying drinks and polite conversation. The man approached the bartender, and said, ""Unusual crowd tonight, eh?"" The bartender is cleaning a glass with a rag. He nods and says, ""Yeah. You should have been here earlier. Some r…