Blackbeard the pirate sends his son BB Junior to kindergarten As its the first day, the teachers want to gauge how smart each child is. ""who can sing the Alphabet"" enquires the teacher 'Y'arrrr I can"" says BB Junior ""Ok BB, go ahead"" the teacher encourages BB stands up full of confidence ""A B C C C C C C C D E F..."" ""Stop"" the teacher interrupts ""thats not right BB there is only one C"" BB looks at her as if she's an idiot ""WRONG"" he retorts ""THERE ARE *SEVEN C's*""