A man walls into a bar... He sees a woman with a duck, a priest, a rabbi, a Muslim, a redneck, an English man, a Scotish man, a Welsh man, an Irish man, a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder, and an orc with a parrot on his shoulder all sitting quietly at their tables, enjoying drinks and polite conversation. The man approached the bartender, and said, ""Unusual crowd tonight, eh?"" The bartender is cleaning a glass with a rag. He nods and says, ""Yeah. You should have been here earlier. Some r…

A pirate captain walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants... The bartender finally can't take the curiosity, and asks, ""Excuse me, Cap'n, but I couldn't help but notice the steering wheel sticking out of your pants. What the hell is that thing doing there?"" ""Arrr, I dunno,"" answered the captain, ""but it's driving me nuts.""

So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts.""

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt... The bartender asks: ""What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?"" the pirate replies: ""Arr, it's been driving me nuts""