A guy walks into a bar dressed like a pirate... LOL! Can you imagine that? He walks in and everyone looks at him weird cause he's wearing pirate clothes and everyone else is dressed normally. The bartender would probably be like ""Hey... what the hell are you doing? Why are you dressed like a pirate?"" And the pirate would be like ""Uh... maybe BECAUSE I AM A PIRATE!"" Would be very awkward after that. I think that'd be funny though. He'd probably get kicked out....

A man walls into a bar... He sees a woman with a duck, a priest, a rabbi, a Muslim, a redneck, an English man, a Scotish man, a Welsh man, an Irish man, a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder, and an orc with a parrot on his shoulder all sitting quietly at their tables, enjoying drinks and polite conversation. The man approached the bartender, and said, ""Unusual crowd tonight, eh?"" The bartender is cleaning a glass with a rag. He nods and says, ""Yeah. You should have been here earlier. Some r…

A pirate captain walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants... The bartender finally can't take the curiosity, and asks, ""Excuse me, Cap'n, but I couldn't help but notice the steering wheel sticking out of your pants. What the hell is that thing doing there?"" ""Arrr, I dunno,"" answered the captain, ""but it's driving me nuts.""

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt... The bartender asks: ""What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?"" the pirate replies: ""Arr, it's been driving me nuts""