A pirate captain walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants... The bartender finally can't take the curiosity, and asks, ""Excuse me, Cap'n, but I couldn't help but notice the steering wheel sticking out of your pants. What the hell is that thing doing there?"" ""Arrr, I dunno,"" answered the captain, ""but it's driving me nuts.""

A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""are you aware that there is a wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies, ""AAARGGHH it's driving me nuts!""

An American, an Englishman, and a Polish man were driving in the desert... All of a sudden, the car breaks down. The Englishman says he seen a gas station sign a ways back. So the three decide to troop back to the gas station and see if they have a tow truck. They each grab one item from the car for the long hike. The Englishman takes case of beer, the American takes a bunch of candy bars, and the Pole takes the driver side door. After about a mile of walking the Pole says,""Hey English, why did…

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... Bartender asks him ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate responds, ""Aaar, It's driving me nuts!""