A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... Bartender asks him ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate responds, ""Aaar, It's driving me nuts!""

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender says ""Hey Mr. Pirate, ya know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate says ""Yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts.""

A man walks into a bar... ...after a long days work. He sits down and orders a beer from the bartender. After taking a sip, he looks around the bar and notices the only other patron is a pirate sitting at the other end of the bar. He swiftly realizes the pirate has a steering wheel in his pants, so he decides to call out to him. ""Hey Pirate, Hey Pirate, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"" The pirate says, ""Argh, it's driving me nuts!""

A pirate walks into a bar... ...and requests a grog of ale. ""Sure thing pal,"" says the bartender. But he sees the pirate has his ship's wheel stuck in his pants. ""Mr. Pirate,"" he says, ""you do realize your wheel is in your pants?"" The pirate looks at the bartender with a fury-induced bloodshot eye that held years of rage. ""Aye...it's driving me *nuts*!""