A pirate walks into a bar... ...and requests a grog of ale. ""Sure thing pal,"" says the bartender. But he sees the pirate has his ship's wheel stuck in his pants. ""Mr. Pirate,"" he says, ""you do realize your wheel is in your pants?"" The pirate looks at the bartender with a fury-induced bloodshot eye that held years of rage. ""Aye...it's driving me *nuts*!""