Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it.#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2.#Nicholas#Mouth And It#Kids#Pirate+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure.#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude#First Mate#Marriage#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp