Ireland Jokes

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

Which country’s capital is the fastest growing? Ireland.

Mohammad and his family moved to Ireland Eight-year-old Mohammad had just moved to Ireland and entered his classroom on the first day of school. ""What's your name?"" asked the teacher. ""Mohammad

Have you ever noticed... Ireland is one ""sea"" from Iceland?

Which country has the fastest growing capitol? Ireland. It's Dublin every year.

A marvelous instrument indeed... An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her

Which country's capital has the fastest population growth? Ireland

The best joke in Ireland John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said

I love summer here in Ireland It's my favorite day of the year.

An Irishman was sitting at a bar in London ...when he heard a guy with an Irish accent and asked if he was from Ireland.

Names stick There was an old man traveling around Ireland. While walking back to his room

On a golf tour in Ireland Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The villagers stare at the BMW as they have never seen one before !

Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from.... Iceland

The bankers wager An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because

What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed

Paddy and Mick see a sign Walking down the road in Ireland

A Texan walks into an Irish pub. A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.

A radio station in Ireland is taking calls to find a word that is commonly used but isn't in the dictionary yet... The first caller get's through

When it gets cold in Ireland we all sit round a candle.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years

Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah

A golf tale... A man was playing golf in Ireland one day

An Arab boy moves to Ireland ... On his first day of school his teacher asks

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland He clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.

One fine day in Ireland... ... a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately