a joke for dumb people okay dont kill me just yet lol okay okay a Jewish mom goes soccer league in Ireland and she says ""excuse me sir do you know where i can get a soccer player from?"" then the irish man says ""no ma'am you dont buy them you watch them play fut ball"" and the jewish mom says ""well my irene i need to kidnap one then and make them my husband"" then an soccer player comes up to her and gives her a beer and makes her play soccer. an hour later she got on the soccer team and ever…

Tiger Woods goes to Ireland for an Golf Open. After winning the tournament, he decides he's going to rent a Mercedes and see the countryside. After driving for a while, he stops at a small one pump gas station. Getting out of his car, a couple of golf tees fall out of his pocket and on to the ground. While filling up his car, he notices an old Irish man sitting in a chair on the patio of the gas station. ""Good day, sir."" ""Aye, good to ye... May I ask you a question then?"" Tiger, ""Yes sir, o…

Leprechaun caught while golfing A man in Ireland is playing golf alone when he hooks a shot into the bushes. He pushes his way into the undergrowth and finds his ball...resting a foot away from an embarrassed looking Leprechaun stuck in the jaws of a steel rodent trap. Shocked for a only a moment, he pries open the trap with his club then steps back. ""Well, it wasn't in the standard way, but ya done caught me fair and square. What are ye three wishes?"" asked the Leprechaun. ""My good sir, good…

Tiger's balls On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?", asks the att…