a joke for dumb people okay dont kill me just yet lol okay okay a Jewish mom goes soccer league in Ireland and she says ""excuse me sir do you know where i can get a soccer player from?"" then the irish man says ""no ma'am you dont buy them you watch them play fut ball"" and the jewish mom says ""well my irene i need to kidnap one then and make them my husband"" then an soccer player comes up to her and gives her a beer and makes her play soccer. an hour later she got on the soccer team and every time she would play she would always drink the blood of germans