An American visiting the U.K ....... has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn’t help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland? They sneer at him and the one says it’s Wales! So the man says my apologies. ….Are you whales from Ireland?

My favorite genie joke. An Irish farmer was tending to his land when he discovered a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. "For releasing me from my prison, I shall grant you any three wishes," he says. "Now, what is your first wish?" The farmer says, "I want the Huns to attack Ireland!" The genie questions the farmer, confused, but the farmer insists. The genie grants th wish, and the Huns begin their raid, killing, stealing, raping and pillaging all the way to Ireland and back.…

The Irishman and the three beers An Irishman moves to the us, on his first day he goes looking for a bar and finds one he likes once he enters he orders three beers, he drinks the beer, pays and leaves. He keeps doing this for a week then the bartender asks him: * Sir why do you always drink three beers at once instead of ordering one beer at a time? To what the Irish answers: * Well my brothers and I used to have a daily beer back in Ireland and now that live here I drink mine and one for e…

Why wasn’t the nativity in Ireland? Because God couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.