A Church in Ireland needed a bellringer... ...for their new belltower, so they put out an advert in the local paper. *Bellringer needed for the dawn bell. Large bell, strength needed. Apply in person at the church* Sure enough, the next day there is a knock on the door. Father Angus answers, eager to meet the applicant. Standing in the doorway is a young man, smile on his face, ready to work, however there is an obvious issue - he has **no arms.** ""Mornin, Father. Here about the bellringer job,…

Mother Superior And The Leprechans The Mother Superior of an Irish convent hear a knock at the door and went to answer it. When she opened the door, she saw two leprechauns standing outside. One of the leprechauns took off his hat and said, ""Begging your pardon, Mother Superior, but would you be having any midget nuns here?"" The Mother Superior said, ""No, we have no midget nuns here."" The leprechaun, looking disturbed, said, ""Are you quite sure, Mother Superior?"" The Mother Superior said, …

An Irish Catholic priest goes on a pilgrimage In a small village in Ireland, the priest from the local church was called upon to make a pilgrimage to the Vatican. As he was saying goodbye to his constituents, he was greeted by Patty and Maggie, the town's newest young couple. ""Please father,"" said Maggie, ""we've been having a bit of trouble having some children lately. We were wondering if, when you go on your pilgrimage, you wouldn't mind lighting a candle for us at St. Peter's Basilica, in …

Two men walk into a bar.. And after a few rounds the first man turned to the second and asked, ""where you from?"" The second man replied, ""Ireland!"" Excited, the first man said, ""bloody hell, thats whers I'm from, lets have a toast to Ireland!"" After a few more rounds, the first man turned to second and asked, ""where in Ireland are ya from?"" To which the second replied, ""Dublin mate."" Once again, the first man excitedly said, ""bloody hell, that's where I'm from, lets have a toast to Du…