Recycling is important... I went to the bar last night. I saw two rather large ladies having a great time. They seemed to be speaking in an Irish accent. I sauntered over and asked them ""Are you ladies from Ireland?"" They responded, ""It's Wales, you idiot!"" I apologized immediately and said ""Are you whales from Ireland?"" I don't remember much after that. I woke up as a marine biologist!

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, ""I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."" The other guy responds proudly, ""Yes, that I am!"" The first guy says, ""So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?"" The other guy answers, ""I'm from Dublin, I am."" The first guy responds, ""Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"" The other guy says, ""A lovely little a…

Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says ""Not Yewtree again""

Once upon a time in a bar I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, ""Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"" One of them snarled at me, ""It's Wales, dumbo!"" So I corrected myself, ""Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"" That's about as far as I remember.