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Meanwhile in Germany... It was the first day back at school in Munich, Germany, and the teacher began calling out the names of the students: Mustafal El Zwari? Here Ahmed El Kabundi? Here Fatima Bin Hassan? Here Ali Abdul Ilmi? Here Mohammed Bin Kadir? Here Ali Son al En? Silence in the classroom. Ali Son al En? Continued silence, as everyone looked around the room The teacher repeated the call, 'Ali Son al En?' Then a girl stood up and said, ""Sorry, teacher, I think that's me... It's pronounce

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Nazi Germany Its 1944 in Nazi Germany. At a concentration camp, a group of jewish prisoners are being led to the most recent building. Not long after its construnction, rumors of dreadful gaschambers had started to spread among the prisoners. Though none of those were confirmed. As they enter the building, the prisoners are ordered to take of their clothes and enter a hall with faucets on the ceiling, as they will be taking a group shower. When the door of the showerhall closes several people go

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Germany - Holland Germany Plays Holland in Soccer. After Warm-Ups, Manuel Neuer Walks over to Jogi Loew and asks Loew if he can take on Holland on his own. Loew is like, 'yeah, everybody Needs a Rest anyways, so I'm Fine With it.' So Neuer Plays them on his own, Everybody Else Hits the Showers and then the pub. While drinking, they Hear a Huge Uproar. So Mueller Walks over to the Stadium, and on the video Board it says: Germany 1 - 0 Holland, Minute 10, Neuer. A few Beers later, they Hear a Huge

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Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in France. One day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in the snail factory and his super hairy-legged girlfriend Michelle says: ""Jean-Claude, today ze light-bulb, it has gone out. You must change it for me."" And after guzzling a bottle of wine and reading a boring and absurdly incomprehensible novel about nothingness, Jean-Claude says, ""What am I? Ze Electricien?"" The next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in his silly little car that has a hor

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