Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in France. One day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in the snail factory and his super hairy-legged girlfriend Michelle says: ""Jean-Claude, today ze light-bulb, it has gone out. You must change it for me."" And after guzzling a bottle of wine and reading a boring and absurdly incomprehensible novel about nothingness, Jean-Claude says, ""What am I? Ze Electricien?"" The next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in his silly little car that has a horn that sounds like a sick duck and Michelle, who has spent the day posing at a cafe pretending to be reading a tiny newspaper while drinking sludge, says: ""Jean-Claude, today ze sink eet eez dripping, you must fix eet for me."" Jean-Claude ponders capitulating without a fight to Germany and then says, ""What am I? Ze Plommaire?"" The very next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work wearing a really stupid beret and wearing a striped shirt even though he doesn't play rugby and Michelle who is carrying around two loaves of really long bread says: ""Oh, Jean-Claude, today your friend Pierre came over. He change ze light-bulb and he fix ze sink for me."" Jean-Claude ponders taking a bath sometime within the next month, but instead says, ""Oh, but I know zis Pierre. He never does anysing for nossing. What did he want?"" ""He gave me 2 choices: he said I can make heem ze dinner fancy or... sleep wiss heem."" ""Which one did you choose?"" ""What am I? Ze Chef French?""