I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke.

My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food

The Donut Joke There was once an unemployed donut named Bob. Luckily for him, a pirate ship sailed into the port that day. He went to the captain of the ship and said, ""Can I work on your ship?"" The captain said ""No."" The donut went home all sad and depressed. The next day, he went back to the captain. ""Can I work on your ship?"" ""No!"" The donut again sulked all the way back home. Then he had a brilliant idea. He'd ask the captain again. The next day, he went back to the ship docked at th…

The boy is at his girlfriend's house making out with her on the couch... ... when they hear her parents coming back home. They quickly sit up straight, fix their hair and pretend to be watching TV. The mom says ""I brought some food, are you guys hungry?"" They go to the table and the boy says ""mmmm this fish cake is delicious!"" The mom says ""go wash your hands boy, this is potato cake""