Spanish Restaurant Jokes

My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog

A man walks into a Spanish restaurant... A man walks into a Spanish restaurant, sits down and waits for the waiter to arrive and take his order. While he is waiting he notices a delicious looking meat dish leave the kitchen. The waiter arrives a minute later and asks the man for his order. The man points to the delicious looking meat dish and asks, ""What is that?"". ""That would be the Cajones Sir."", states the waiter. The man replies, ""I would like a plate of Cajones then."". ""I'm sorry sir…

A man walks into a restaurant after a bull fight A man walks into a Spanish restaurant after a big bull fight. He looks at the menu for a bit and spots ‘meatballs del toro’. So he calls the waiter over and orders this plate. Later, two giant, steaming meatballs come out atop a large plate of spaghetti. Best meatballs the man has ever had. He leaves feeling very satisfied. Weeks later, after another big bull fight the man is at the same restaurant and seeing the success of his last dish, he or…

Spanish delicacy So this guy goes on a trip to Spain. One day he decides to go to a very traditional Spanish restaurant