The Donut Joke There was once an unemployed donut named Bob. Luckily for him, a pirate ship sailed into the port that day. He went to the captain of the ship and said, ""Can I work on your ship?"" The captain said ""No."" The donut went home all sad and depressed. The next day, he went back to the captain. ""Can I work on your ship?"" ""No!"" The donut again sulked all the way back home. Then he had a brilliant idea. He'd ask the captain again. The next day, he went back to the ship docked at the harbor. ""Captain, can I work on your ship?"" ""No, and the next time you ask, I'll throw you overboard."" Next day, the donut comes back. ""Can I work on your ship?"" The captain says no and throws him overboard. If you didn't like that joke, there's another one you might like. The train conductor joke: There was a man, Jim. He was a train conductor. One day he decided he wanted to propose to his girlfriend. So he takes a break off from work and rents a boat. During some romantic moment, Jim gets on one knee and proposes. ""Will you marry me?"" Just as his girlfriend is about to say yes, a giant fish jumps out of the water, startling him. Jim drops the ring into the ocean. Later that night, they go to a fancy restaurant all disappointed about losing the expensive ring. Jim's girlfriend opens a clam, and guess what was inside? THE DONUT. tell this joke to yo friends during boring-ass evacuation drills and piss em off. it's better in person if your friends understand you. [](http://primoclipart.com/files/preview/big/337/Doughnut%20Clip%20Art.jpg)