Germany Jokes

A mother is helping her son study for a geography quiz. She asks him: ""What is the capital of Germany?"

An elderly German man visits his priest for confession... An elderly man in Germany walks into a confessional box after feeling the urge that he needed to confess.

{NSFW i think.} Turkish immigrant in Germany. This guy called ""Temel"" is new in germany and he works at a factory

I’ve spent the day in a German police station. Word to the wise… Don’t go hailing a taxi in Germany like you do in other countries.

A guy from some middle eastern village moves to Germany. He gets off the plane and hails a taxi

I was in germany at octoberfest and they asked me how many beers I wanted... I said nine

If you ever feel your job is pointless. Just remember: there is some bloke in Germany putting indicators on BMWs

A mother is helping her son study for a geography test. She asks him: ""What is the capital of Germany?"

My friend is visiting Germany this week. I suggested he might want to make it a permanent move. There's fewer Nazis over there.

called the UPS office in Germany to ask if they were sending out my Oculus Rift they said VR ready

It's a well-known fact that Hitler... It's a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany fought in World War II.

What did Germany say to France after conquering Poland? Europe next.

Whats the difference between America and Germany? Germany has less Nazis.

Talking about the American Dream in a college class and the prof asks: To a student from Germany

What do you call a bra in Germany? A Stoppemfromfloppen

Donald Trump goes to Germany Donald Trump is on his first state visit to Angela Merkel in Berlin.

Trump want to know the secret of Angela Merkels success when visiting her in Germany she tells him: well it's pretty easy

In Germany online jokes can be given as a sign of thanks.

The ""American Dream"" was discussed in class the other day... ... the professor turned to the German foreign exchange student and asked if they had anything like that in Germany to which he responded

A mother is helping her son study for a geography test. ""What is the capital of Germany?"" she asks.

Which country has the nicest children? Germany.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding.

ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.

called UPS in Germany today to ask when they were shipping my Oculus Rift they said ""VR ready""

I don't know why they run marathons in Germany.... They have a history of not finishing races.