I was in germany at octoberfest and they asked me how many beers I wanted... I said nine#Germany0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around#Germany#Mississippi#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo.#Germany#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man "Hans"#Hans#Germany#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*invents time machine* *goes to 1930 germany* *points guns at young hitler* What gives u the right to ruin a mustache style for everyone?#Hitler#Germany0🔗 ShareWhatsApp