DAD: I invented a diaper that's also a time machine! MOM: Where do the poops go DAD: dunno! [CUT TO: A BUNKER IN GERMANY, 1942] HITLER: omfg

What did Hitler say when he rose to power? Give me all Germany. (Ger-money) Yeah I'm sorry. On my way out.

Why did France really surrender to Germany? *Hitler was being Vichy.* [Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.]

Hitler Joke One day, Adolf Hitler was just hanging out in Germany after he became leader. He became thirsty and asked his servant, ""will you please fetch me a glass of juice?"". ""Of course, sir"", the servant replied A few minutes passed and Hitler still didn't receive his juice. He calls for his servant and says, ""where is my juice?"". ""Gassing them as we speak"", replied the servant. ""What are you talking about?"", replied Hitler curiously. ""All the Jews, gone"", stated the servant. Hitl…