I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name.

A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around

If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo.

I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man "Hans"