Desert Island Jokes

Two Men And A Woman From Different Countries Get Stranded... On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere

Stranded on a Deserted Island Three guys

Two guys and a girl become shipwrecked on a deserted island... ...but fortunately there is plenty of food and fresh water. Over the next few months

A ship goes out to sea and crashes.... A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted island. Well

The bacon tree. Juan and Carlos have been stranded in the desert for 2 days. They are on the verge on dying of thirst when Juan sees something in the distance.

A brunette and a blonde are stranded on an island. Suddenly

Three guys are stranded on an island populated with cannibals. The king of the cannibals tells them that there is a way to get out of the island if they accomplish a certain task.

2 Irishmen, 2 Scotsmen, and 2 Englishmen There were 2 Irishmen, 2 Scotsmen, and 2 Englishmen stuck on a deserted island. In one year, the two Irishmen made a still and was brewing beer, the two Scotsmen built a pub and were selling it. The two Englishmen still weren't talking to each other because they weren't properly introduced.

Did you pay the VISA bill?,"A man and a woman end up on a deserted island. He is desperate and cries:"" oh, honey we're gonna die so young. Nobody will ever find us here!!!"" She is very calm and relaxed. ""Don't panic , dear, we'll be OK in few hours, I forgot to pay our VISA bill, the'll find us don't worry""

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island? A

Did you pay the VISA bill? A man and a woman end up on a deserted island. He is desperate and cries:" oh, honey we're gonna die so young. Nobody will ever find us here!!!" She is very calm and relaxed. "Don't panic , dear, we'll be OK in few hours, I forgot to pay our VISA bill, the'll find us, don't worry"

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? Stranded!

What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded.

What did the pirate say when he spotted a stranded fat chick? Land Ho!

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? A boat.

If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America.

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a deserted island. Who survives? America.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean? A row bot.

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are stranded on an island, who wins? America

If Hilary and Trump were stuck on a desert island, who would survive? America.

A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival. "What are the three most important things", he asked, "that you should bring with you in case you get stranded alone in the desert?" Hands were raised to suggest food, matches, distress flares and so on, but one boy said: "A compass, a canteen of water and a deck of playing cards." "Why those items?" asked the scoutmaster. The boy replied: "The compass is to find direction, and the water is to prevent dehydration." "Yes, I understand that," s…

A man had been shipwrecked alone on a remote desert island for two years when he suddenly noticed that a bottle had been washed ashore. And inside the bottle was a message on a piece of paper. With trembling hands, the man reached into the bottle and pulled out the piece of paper, his first contact with the outside world in twenty-four months. The message on it read: "Due to lack of activity, we regretfully inform you that we have cancelled your email account." I had a mate whose dream was to be…

A married couple were enjoying a luxury South Sea cruise until their liner was shipwrecked and they were washed ashore on a desert island, the only survivors. Day after day, they looked hopefully out to sea in the hope of spotting a passing vessel but none came. As boredom set in, they started to think about their home back in Arizona. The wife asked: "Did you remember to pay the final instalment on the Chevrolet before we came away?" "No, honey, I clean forgot. Sorry." "Did you remember to pay …

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young handsome sailor were shipwrecked on a desert island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and shouted: "Stop making love down there!" "What's the matter with you?" said the husband when the sailor climbed down. "We weren't making love." "Sorry," said the sailor. "From up there it looked like you were." Every morning from then on, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree an…

4 men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died. The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body. The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver." The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest." The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"