One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded

If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.

If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you? I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump.

If you could bring one person to a deserted island who would it be? I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump