The bacon tree. Juan and Carlos have been stranded in the desert for 2 days. They are on the verge on dying of thirst when Juan sees something in the distance. He gets closer to confirm his suspicions - off in the distance is an incredibly juicy bacon tree. "Mira!!" (Look!) "Carlos! Up ahead, it's a bacon tree!! A juicy delicious bacon tree!" At this point Juan takes off in a sprint towards the bacon tree when out of nowhere he is gunned down! Carlos runs to Juan's side as he lay there dyin…

Juan was coming home after a long shift at work when he heard noises from upstairs. He walked into his bedroom to find his wife being ploughed six ways to Sunday by his mates from work, Alberto, Ricardo and Carlos. Shocked, standing there in the doorway, he exclaims, ""Baby! How could you do this to me?! Just yesterday you said you never wanted to be with anyone else!"" His embarrassed wife, clutching a bedsheet to herself, exclaims ""No I didn't! All I said was that you were the only Juan for m…

Lost at Sea The crew of a spanish galleon has been stranded in the arctic for days after an unsuccessful voyage, quickly running out of supplies. The captain instructs his first mate to climb the ship's mast to try to find anything useful in the distance. He shouts up to the first mate ""Carlos! Is there no hope my friend?"" After a little while, Carlos shouts back down, dejectedly: ""Ay si! All I see is all icy!""

Two mexicans are walking in a desert.... and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, ""I don't think we es going to make it, Juan."" Juan replies, ""We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."" As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. ""Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!"" Carlos replies reluctantly, …