Did you pay the VISA bill? A man and a woman end up on a deserted island. He is desperate and cries:" oh, honey we're gonna die so young. Nobody will ever find us here!!!" She is very calm and relaxed. "Don't panic , dear, we'll be OK in few hours, I forgot to pay our VISA bill, the'll find us, don't worry"

Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?

Three guys survive a plane crash Both pilots and a passenger. They find themselves stranded in a dense unknown jungle. After hours of searching for some sort of help or civilization the ground starts to rumble. In panic they run through the vegetation but it's no use. A huge monstrous cyclops rushes from behind them and scoops them up. With a sinister voice he says "" I am king of this forest, ruler of pain and conquer of death. If you wish to escape you must complete a challenge. Each of you mu…

If the log rolls over, we're gonna die! (This is really best told around a campfire or some other scary story circle. It should be delivered as a scary story right till the end. My dad loves to tell this one.) A couple got stranded in a storm out in the middle of no where. There was nothing but pasture and woods all around them, and a single house. They run to the house and bang on the door, but it opens at the pounding of the man's fist on the wood. He walks inside cautiously, while the wife fo…