White House Jokes

What happens when the White House runs out of eggs? Obama issues an eggsecutive order.

What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me.

What did Obama say to the Vice President before leaving the White House? Bi den!

On the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton learned that a sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. Touched by this display of public affection, she asked the proprietor: "Tell me, what's in the special Hillary Clinton sandwich?" He replied: "Mostly baloney." All five living American Presidents had lunch together at the White House. The lunch went well – only three shoes were thrown. George Bush picked up the cheque, Bill Clinton picked up the waitress. David Letterman

What do you get when you combine George W. Bush with O 2 ? An oxymoron. George Bush has gone. Well, he hasn't actually gone. He's still trapped inside the White House, tragically pushing on a door marked 'Pull'. Jonathan Ross

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's bo…

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing . We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man,and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced we take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man,and have both of them looking for work in two weeks." The…