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Hippie jokes Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house? A: He's still there. Q: What did he say when you told him to leave? A: Namaste. ___________________ Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? A: The joint won't make it all the way around the circle. ______________________ Q: How do you starve a hippie? A: Hide his drug money under the soap. _______________________ Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks! ___________

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Am I black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? So there is this zebra who wants to know if he is black with white stripes or white with black stripes. He goes up to his brother and says, "Hey brother, am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" His brother says, "I don't know. You'll have to go ask dad." So the zebra goes up to his dad and says, "Hey dad, am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" His dad says, "I don't know. You'll have to g

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