Eric Clapton Jokes

I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party

RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose head literally exploded when he realized the song was "layla"

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would have never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine & a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Jimmy Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and Mick Jagger are walking along the beach in Morocco... Jimmy trips over something in the sand and looks down to see a golden lamp. He picks it up and *POOF* out pops a genie. The genie looks at the men and says ""I will grant you each one wish for freeing me from the lamp!"" Hendrix goes first. ""I wish for a diamond the size of my head!"" He exclaims. The genie nods his head and *POOF* a huge diamond appears in Hendrix's hands. Clapton gets excited and says, ""I …

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with Windows

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?? Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between cocaine and a baby? (Apologies in advance) Eric Clapton won't let cocaine fall out of a window.... Near-immediate edit: apparently this post is kind of a semi-annual thing

What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fell out of a window

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine? There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

How many guitarists are needed to change a light bulb? Five: one to change the bulb and the other four to tell him how Eric Clapton would do it. Bonus: How many bass players are needed to change a light bulb? Nobody cares

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window

A journalist is interviewing Eric Clapton, After a few questions he says to Eric, ""Mr. Clapton. I know you aren't a physicist but which falls out of a window faster. A bag of cocaine, or a child?"" Clapton looks shocked and replies. ""Why the hell would I let a bag of cocaine fall out a window?""

Alright guys lets make a thread about the sickest most twisted dark humour joke you've ever heard. What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? . . . . . . . . . Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.