What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.#Eric Clapton#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?? Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window#Eric Clapton#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier.#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp