RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose head literally exploded when he realized the song was "layla"

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would have never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!