What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?? Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.