What's the difference between an eight-ball of cocaine and a pre-pubescent boy? Eric Clapton wouldn't let an eight-ball of coke fall out a hotel window.#Eric Clapton0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Eric Clapton So over the years Eric Clapton has developed an aversion to Microsoft and prefers to use hardware made my by Apple instead. Why? Simply because Windows killed his child.#Eric Clapton#Microsoft#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon?#Eric Clapton0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A joke about babies and cocaine What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!#Eric Clapton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four#Eric Clapton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 Qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix#George Harrison#Eric Clapton#Jimi Hendrix#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Had a bet with my mate He said “I bet you couldn’t name 3 Qatar players. I said “don’t be stupid that’s easy. Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page”#Eric Clapton#Jimi Hendrix#Jimmy Page0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window#Eric Clapton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a 4 year old child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out the window.#Eric Clapton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?,"One plays with an electric guitar the other a-cue-stick.#Eric Clapton0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.#Eric Clapton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.#Eric Clapton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.#Eric Clapton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant? Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.#Eric Clapton#New York#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.#Eric Clapton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.#Eric Clapton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.#Eric Clapton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window#Eric Clapton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.#Eric Clapton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window#Eric Clapton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple? Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)#Eric Clapton#Neil Hamburger#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.#Eric Clapton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.#Eric Clapton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with windows.#Eric Clapton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp