Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 Qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix

71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead.

I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party

RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose head literally exploded when he realized the song was "layla"