I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party

RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose head literally exploded when he realized the song was "layla"

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would have never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.