Only cricket fans will appreciate Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: ""Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.."" ""I am entering"" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, ""Well, how'd ya do?"" "" First Place ,"" said Snow White They continue walking and they see a sign: ""Contest to find the strongest man in the world.."" ""I'm entering,"" says Superman. After half an…

Light bulb jokes How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the Diet Coke and one to call daddy. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? Real men aren't afraid of the dark. How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bu..THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! How many Altzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side. How many attention-deficit-disorder-kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look, a bunny. Ho…

more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition) What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt. The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you." "But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."

How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss