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What is wrong with the soup? A man is sitting at his table in the hotel dining room with a bowl of soup in-front of him. He calls the waiter over and asks him to taste the soup. The waiter said; 'Is it something wrong with the soup?' The man said; 'Just taste the soup!' The waiter said; ' You haven't even touched the soup so how do you know it is something wrong with it?' The man said; ' JUST TASTE THE BLXXDING SOUP WILL YHAA!' The waiter said; 'OK THEN.......Where is the Spoon?' The man Sai

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Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree? Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile

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